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Pluto's in Uranus!

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**Reviews for Pluto's in Uranus are beginning to trickle through on Amazon.


Pen Name 5.0 out of 5 stars Brilliant I bought this as a gift for a friend but started reading it and kept it myself . It’s a very funny and had me laughing out loud all through it . Highly recommended. Definitely deserves its 5 stars

Rosaline Hawkins 4.0 out of 5 stars Laugh out loud funny This was a really fun read, Spike Milligan style. It managed to put a smile on my face in what has undoubtedly been a miserable year. It would make a perfect gift if you’re struggling for ideas for someone; or if you’re looking to cheer yourself up this is the book for you. Enjoy x

Michael Sumsion 5.0 out of 5 stars Pluto’s in Uranus A very enjoyable romp. An easy read with good comedic references. Hope for a follow up to Dave's adventures

Colin T 5.0 out of 5 stars Very funny. Funny read, go get one.**

[Pluto's In Uranus](ht Pluto’s in U)ranus!

Recently Jupiter and Saturn became closer to each other than they have been for almost 800 years.

It was an event that has set the world astrological community abuzz with the possible consequences of such an alignment and its potential impact on global leaders and world events.

But what happens when an even rarer conjunction between Pluto and Uranus occurs and what affect does it hold in store for the lives of everyday ‘ordinary folk’?

Well it’s something that Dave from the post room is about to find out. Pluto is in Uranus and for him this indicates that everything is about to come up smelling of roses or so he thinks!

Having been born on December 25th made Dave a Capricorn, and as a Christmas day baby he felt rare, special and part of a very exclusive club.

But as he only ever received cards and presents on one day of the year, it also made him feel hard done by.

Another irritation of being born on this day, according to Dave, was its accountability for his obsessive-compulsive interest in cosmology and astrology.

His mother recalls that even as a young child his favourite bedtime book was Old Moore’s Almanack.

Having read thousands of prophecies over the years, the fact that none had ever resulted in any positive outcomes, did little to tarnish their validity, or dissuade him from still being a believer!

However, things are about to happen that will test this resolve!

Uranus, the planet of change, and Pluto, the planet of revolution, are in historical alignment, signifying an imminent period of major toil and trouble.

When [Pluto is in Uranus](ht Pluto’s in U)ranus! , Capricorns are in for a bumpy ride, as Dave is about discover.

His fated decision-making will result in extraordinary, hilarious and ominous consequences and his lucky omens will come back to taunt him!

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Capricorn ‘Pluto has moved into Uranus, indicating revolution, rebirth, new thinking, and the sweeping out of old ways. The risk-averse should abandon their fears and take a leap of faith, as an uncharacteristic decision will turn out well! Those with names containing an E D A or V should be extra vigilant, as unexpected and surprising opportunities are about to come your way. Acting upon these fortuitous events will secure outcomes and rewards beyond your dreams. New friendships are on the horizon, and* a black cat crossing your path will signify an imminent boost to your finances. The time to be bold is Now, let impulse take the lead, because today, EVERYTHING, is coming up roses!’

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Discounting the definitive guide to publishing invisible books Pluto’s in U)ranus! is author Patrick Haylock’s debut book.

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